New Year’s Eve Special: The Best of That Friday Show
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For six months in 2022 we produced a bi-weekly satirical news show. As a gift to all our viewers, we bring you The Best of That Friday Show.
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(0:00 - 0:21) From the Iron Will Studios, the antidote to affirmative action and critical race theory, it's that Friday show with your host Iron Will. The following programme assumes the viewer has a functioning brain and has rejected the utter BS being handed out by mainstream media and our government. Viewer discretion advised. (0:22 - 0:44) Most of you know by now that I live in Alberta, although like many Westerners, I was born and raised in Ontario. On the last episode of that Friday show, I chose two Alberta lawyers as our heroes of the week over Tamara Leach and Elon Musk. Our top story this week takes place in Alberta, and as we are a national organisation, I wouldn't want you thinking I'm favouring my own province. (0:45 - 1:02) So I'd like to assure you that while our top story takes place in Alberta, it is not at all complementary to my province of residence. In fact, it's more like watching two thumbless monkeys attempting to defuse a time bomb while holding the manual upside down. You know the ship is sinking when the rats head for shore. (1:04 - 1:40) Albertans are celebrating as on Wednesday evening, Premier Jason Kenney announced he would be resigning as head of the Alberta United Conservative Party after receiving just 51.4% support from the party in the recent leadership vote. For those of you unfamiliar with Alberta politics prior to Captain Jim going down with the ship, an NDP government was considered about as likely as Justin Trudeau and Vladimir Zelensky ice dancing the Argentine tango on the Nipa River to celebrate the birth of their lovechild. I'm going to give you a moment to let that allegory sink in. (1:42 - 2:16) Don't worry, it'll never happen. Zelensky's straight. Prentiss's early retirement came just one year after Alison Redford resigned as leader of the PC party when she was no longer able to hide her lavish spending, spending that included building her very own much-criticised Sky Palace, a suite of luxurious five-star hotel-style rooms atop the Alberta legislature paid for by the taxpayers, where Empress Alison and her court could relax after an exhausting day of screwing over the people. (2:17 - 2:51) The same Sky Palace where in June of last year, Jason Kenney and then Minister of Health Tyler Shandro and their cronies were caught enjoying a maskless social distancing-less dinner complete with a bottle of Jameson Irish whisky while us plebes had been instructed to wear masks and not gather in groups. Why, it's almost as though the people in this picture didn't believe there was a pandemic at all. This would have been around the same time as we were being called unhinged conspiracy theorists by Jason Kenney for claiming there was no pandemic. (2:52 - 3:08) Dennis King, salary, $155,000. Andrew Furey, salary, $160,000. Blaine Higgs, $164,000. (3:10 - 3:26) Heather Stephenson, $174,000. Scott Moe, $178,000. Jason Kenney, salary, $186,000. (3:28 - 3:43) Tim Houston, $202,000. François Legault, $206,000. Doug Ford, $209,000. (3:44 - 4:00) John Horgan, $211,000. Justin Trudeau, salary, $379,000. Seeing them all found guilty of treason. (4:02 - 4:10) Priceless. There are honest politicians. For everyone else, there's bastard charge. (4:27 - 4:44) First, it was vampires. Then, werewolves and zombie hordes. But now, from the WHO studios, comes a new threat, more terrifying than any that has come before. (4:47 - 5:12) Hordes of mindless automatons. They will blindly follow any order their masters give them, no matter how senseless. They will wear masks that do nothing, stay six feet away from each other, test themselves for disease daily, and line up for injections that may kill them. (5:13 - 5:26) All because their masters told them to follow the science. They can't be reasoned with. No amount of facts, data, or real science. (5:27 - 5:49) Can counter their unquestioning acceptance of the propaganda streaming from their idiot boxes. They are all around you, and only voluntary masking can expose who they are. Playing now, around the world, Sheeple. (5:51 - 6:23) Facts are futile. A Surrey, B.C. business owner has been fined $20,000 for knowingly subjecting his employees to asbestos. Meanwhile, the Canadian government and health authorities remain free of any legal repercussions for knowingly exposing tens of millions of Canadians to harmful injections that are being falsely marketed as vaccines. (6:24 - 7:04) But of course, both Canada and B.C. have liberal governments, which means one set of rules for them and a completely different set for everyone else. Meanwhile, in Alberta, under the freedom-loving Conservative Kenny government, where facts don't matter and the government regularly publishes data that incriminates them, this snapshot from Alberta Health showing that according to the government's own data, the unvaccinated make up only 23.5% of COVID hospitalisations. The other 76.5% are those who have received at least one dose, with the largest group at almost 50% being those who have dutifully taken their safe and effective booster shot. (7:06 - 7:24) It's almost like the data is showing that the so-called vaccines have no protective effect whatsoever. Our researchers comb the internet for the most breathtaking examples of COVIDthink from around the world. Yes, it's time for that part of the show where the jokes write themselves. (7:27 - 7:44) You unlock this door, the key of groupthink. Beyond it is another dimension, a dimension devoid of logic and reason and of science. You've moved into a land of both propaganda and doublespeak, of fearmongering and coercion. (7:44 - 8:10) You've just crossed over into the COVID zone. An American Christian news site, Wine Press News, recently reported on an Australian-made phone app that the creators claim can detect a COVID infection by the sound of a cough. The distinctive COVID cough is apparently a well-known scientific phenomenon. (8:11 - 8:30) The creators of the app are working on a version that can detect irritable bowel syndrome by the sound of a fart. In the same article, Wine Press News reproduced a section of a press release from the American FDA on the emergency authorisation of a COVID breathalyser. I am not making this up. (8:31 - 9:00) An instrument about the size of a carry-on bag that can purportedly detect a COVID infection from chemicals in the infected person's breath. These new tests will be available at doctor's offices, hospitals, mobile testing sites, and Friday night check stops, just to be sure the virus isn't out having any fun. At Pfizer, we know you're concerned about what you put in your body. (9:01 - 9:28) That's why we tried to keep our trial results hidden for 50 years. But now that the cat is out of the bag, you can be assured that we'll continue to invest our considerable resources into coercing and buying off Canadian politicians and public health officers to repeat the mantra that our vaccines are safe and effective. They're not, of course, and we've known that since before we ever stuck the first dose into a human arm. (9:29 - 9:51) With 3% of our trial participants dying in a three-month period and 31% suffering long-term adverse effects, we're confident of our ability to continue to lure the public into lining up for endless boosters simply by repeating that they are safe and effective. It's been working for us so far. Pfizer, we make shit. (9:52 - 10:10) Side effects may include muscle spasms, seizures, paralysis, Guillain-Barre syndrome, myocarditis, pericarditis, Parkinson's disease, heart attacks, strokes, meningitis, brain death, premature births, stillbirths, sterility, increased risk of cancer, and death. Do not consult your doctor. We own them too. (10:10 - 10:38) And finally this week, our government's wise use of our money revealed. According to a recent study by the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development, the OECD, Canada ranks dead last in developed nations for projected GDP growth over the coming decades. Our federal debt now stands at $1.2 trillion, which is $30,000 for every living Canadian or $80,000 for every working Canadian. (10:39 - 10:55) Our government spent an additional $90 billion last year above pre-pandemic levels, which were already at record highs. And additional spending is projected to be even higher this year. Somebody needs to freeze their bank account. (10:56 - 11:14) We at the Government of Canada are taking this country in a new direction. And by new direction, we mean spiralling into the ground. For two years now, we've demonstrated blatant and callous disregard for the rights and freedoms of Canadians while running up the largest federal deficit in history. (11:15 - 11:29) But don't worry, our six-figure salaries and pensions are secure, so we'll be fine. And you can now enjoy freedom from personal choice. We've succeeded in transforming Canada from a democracy into a democratic regime. (11:29 - 11:40) We're neighbour reports on neighbour. Your jobs, businesses, and education are in jeopardy, if not already a smoking pile of ash. And you can't even leave because we've taken away that right, too. (11:40 - 11:54) Oh, and you can forget about that my body, my choice crap. That was inconvenient for us, so we're taking that away, too. But what can you expect living in a country run by a psychopathic Mr. Dress-up? You're screwed, Canada. (11:59 - 12:20) It's Canada Day. And as your national animal, I have a few words I'd like to share with you all. What the f**k, Canada? I know I'm just a young beaver, but have you all lost your minds? Critical race theory? Really? I'm brown, my mom is red, my brother is yellow, and my dad is black. (12:21 - 12:25) But we're all beavers. Even my great uncle Phil. He's white. (12:26 - 12:33) Mom says he's albino. Uncle Phil's funny. In the summer, he hangs in the trees and pretends to be a lion's mane mushroom. (12:33 - 12:45) It scares the crap out of anyone who tries to harvest him. And then he does an amazing disappearing act in the winter. He even says he once infiltrated the Kremlin disguised as Melania Trump's fur hat. (12:45 - 12:55) But I know I shouldn't believe everything Uncle Phil says. But here's the thing, Canada. No matter how weird Uncle Phil is, he's one of us. (12:56 - 13:10) Part of the beaver race. And no matter what colour you are, you're part of the human race. Saying humans are a different race because they have a different coloured skin is like saying a red rose and a white rose are different species. (13:11 - 13:21) It's stupid. So this Canada Day, no matter what colour someone is, smile. We're gonna say happy Canada Day, fellow human. (13:22 - 13:34) Because you're all the same race. And you're all Canadians. Broadcasting from the Iron Will Studios at a secret location in the heart of the freedom movement. (13:34 - 13:46) It's That Friday Show with your host Iron Will. That Friday Show is unapologetically politically incorrect. Watching this show may lead to the sudden onset of rationality and critical thinking. (13:46 - 13:56) Viewer discretion is advised. I consider myself to be pretty good with words. But there is no possible way to describe what you are about to see. (14:07 - 14:18) Birds tell us, birds tell us that the world is changing. Yes, that was a man. Dressed as a woman. (14:19 - 14:32) Dressed as a bird. A drag queen named, I am not making this up, Patti Gonia. The video can be found on YouTube by searching for The Song of the Meadowlark. (14:33 - 14:56) The folks at Audubon must be so proud. And it seems the Wokies have taken over the Vancouver-Fraser Port Authority. As if our truckers haven't had to do enough already to protest violations of our rights, they are now planning a work stoppage to protest coming regulations at the Vancouver Port preventing truckers from operating trucks older than 12 years. (14:57 - 15:17) The Port Authority claims this is to protect the environment, and especially from diesel-powered trucks. Except that multiple studies have shown that diesel in fact burns cleaner than gasoline. Heck, those of you who, like me, are on the shady side of 50 may remember when they first introduced diesel-powered cars. (15:18 - 15:30) Among the benefits were that diesel burned cleaner. Granted, the first models were so gutless they had to be pushed over small speed bumps. But that was considered a small price to pay to protect us all from freezing to death. (15:31 - 15:38) Oh wait, no. We're all going to fry to death. I keep getting confused about just exactly how we're all going to die. (15:39 - 15:45) But it's going to happen any day now. I know. Because they've been predicting this since I was born. (15:46 - 16:23) Any day now. If you've ever seen a dog chase its tail, this next story from Down Under is kind of like that. After their own woke environmental movement shut down many coal-fired power plants in Australia, replacing them with solar power and wind generators, the Energy Minister is now asking Sydney and New South Wales residents to turn off their lights and appliances between 6 and 8 every evening, due to power shortages during times of peak demand. (16:25 - 16:40) The Ministry is now scrambling to reactivate coal plants after discovering that wind farms only produce power when there's wind. And solar power plants don't work after the sun goes down. Which in mid-summer in Australia happens at 5pm. (16:42 - 17:06) The Ministry stated that the power shortage is due to, quote, unscheduled blackouts at coal-fired power stations. Unscheduled blackouts. Does this mean there are scheduled blackouts? Because, conspiracy theorist that I am, I can't help but wonder if these scheduled blackouts often happen between 6 and 8pm. (17:07 - 17:19) And finally, you would think that blackouts would have them reconsidering shutting down coal power plants. But no. As we've seen so many times before, science and reason are irrelevant to the woke agenda. (17:20 - 17:43) Instead, they're accelerating the programme, with plans to shut down Australia's largest coal-fired power plant 7 years early, moving the closure date from 2032 to 2025. My suggestion to Australians? Generate power by burning the bullshit being handed out by your government. It is an environmentally friendly, organic, and renewable resource. (17:52 - 18:01) We've created a new segment for our show. We call it The Other Side. Because we believe in freedom of speech for everyone, even those who disagree with us. (18:02 - 18:31) To set an example, I am now conducting interviews with people who are on the other side of the COVID narrative, and I was joined recently by none other than Canada's Chief Medical Officer, Teresa Tam. Today, on The Other Side, I have with us Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Teresa Tam. Teresa, thank you for taking the time to speak with us. (18:32 - 18:39) Of course. I always have time for peons like you. Right. (18:39 - 19:02) Ms. Tam, I have a number of questions for you on behalf of the Canadian people. First, your Wikipedia entry says that you are a paediatric infectious disease specialist. Given that your own statistics show that Canadians under the age of 20 are five times as likely to die from seasonal influenza than COVID, why are you pushing vaccinations for children? Oh, good question. (19:03 - 19:17) It is very important that everyone get vaccinated. Once everyone is vaccinated with at least three shots, then we will all be safe from COVID. By vaccinating children, we prevent them from infecting adults. (19:18 - 19:39) Ms. Tam, you are, in fact, a paediatric infectious disease specialist? Yes. Then, Ms. Tam, you must be aware that multiple peer-reviewed studies have shown that children seldom infect adults due to the very low number of ACE2 receptors in their upper respiratory tract. In fact, it's the other way around. (19:39 - 19:46) Adults infect children. Doesn't matter. Everyone must get vaccinated. (19:49 - 20:01) I can see we're not going to get anywhere with that line of questioning. Let's move on, Ms. Tam. I have to point out that we now have overwhelming data to show that these so-called vaccines don't provide any protection at all. (20:02 - 20:17) In fact, vaccinated people are far more likely to contract COVID and to die from it than unvaccinated people. This is misinformation. Where did you get this? From the Government of Canada Health InfoBase. (20:18 - 20:25) No. You are incorrect. Charts there clearly show that the unvaccinated are flooding our hospitals. (20:26 - 21:46) You would be referring to this chart, Ms. Tam? Yes. You see? It is over 60% unvaccinated. Yes. Well, I'm afraid that's very misleading, Ms. Tam. What that chart shows is all COVID deaths since the start of the pandemic in March of 2020, two years ago. Vaccines did not become available until after the majority of deaths had already happened. If we look at a more recent snapshot from the peak of this past flu season, from the 5th of December to the 15th of January, when, according to government statistics, 85% of Canadians were vaccinated, we can see clearly that the vast majority of COVID cases are in fact among the vaccinated, as are deaths as shown by this chart. So I have to ask again, Ms. Tam, why are you pushing these so-called vaccines on the Canadian public when they clearly not only don't work, but actually increase risk? Oh. I see. You misunderstand the point. It is not about protecting public health, at least not directly. It is about compliance. Once we train the Canadian people to be compliant, they will follow any order we give them. And if we tell them to never leave their houses again, they won't. And no disease can spread. (21:49 - 22:29) Ms. Tam, sidestepping the fact that if we never left our houses again, we would all starve and this would clearly be a public health disaster, I want to be sure I heard you correctly. Did you just admit that the mandatory vaccine programmes are about control and compliance? Yes, of course. I see. Ms. Tam, you are Canada's public health officer, but you're saying you are actually working to undermine our country's rights and freedoms? Don't say that word. It is a very bad word. What word, Ms. Tam? The F word. (22:33 - 22:41) Freedom? Yes. Don't say that word. Well, I have to say, I anticipated this reaction, Ms. Tam. (22:42 - 24:14) And with that in mind, I've prepared a small presentation for you. But they'll never take our freedom! Well, I don't think any of us are surprised. We Charity $912 million 2021 Election $600 million SNC-Lavalin potentially over $1 billion Apple $60 million MasterCard $50 million BlackBerry $40 million Loblaws $12 million Omar Khadr $10 million Buying off Legacy Media $600 million Seeing Trudeau in prison for the rest of his life Priceless There are honest politicians. For everyone else, there's bastard charge. Bruce Fickenbanger. I would turn green, though. (24:15 - 24:31) Well, except that one time I tried Mezcalf. You ever try that stuff? You can put that in your gas tank. Your car will go 30 feet, pew crap its pants, drug text his ex, and stall out. (24:35 - 24:45) It's not starting until three o'clock the next day, either. Universal basic income. The globalists are stoop. (24:47 - 25:04) You want to make people compliant? Give them free Mezcal. It's hard to stand up for your rights when you can't stand up. Seriously, go down to any Mexican bar on a Saturday night. (25:05 - 25:23) There'll be six passed out hombres, nine empty bottles of Mezcal, and a gringo in the corner screaming, My legs, oh god, I can't feel my legs. People say, well, Russ the Tiger is so boring. I didn't mean it to be funny. (25:25 - 25:33) My wife knew. We were on our third date. She said, make me leave. (25:37 - 25:58) So I dropped my payments. 25 years of marriage, she says, oh, it's funnier every year. The small fringe minority of people who are on their way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views that they're expressing. (26:01 - 26:16) Today, Christian Freeland informed me that the Trudeau flags don't mean that those people want to sleep with me, but that they were, in fact, angry. Holy cats. Those people need to learn to forgive. (26:18 - 26:56) My dad's been dead for over 20 years. Warren Monroe, a former B.C. government statistics expert who was fired for pointing out that the government there was using erroneous practises to arrive at misleading conclusions, and whom I recently interviewed, alerted me to the fact that as of the 2021 stats consensus, the terms male and female and men and women have been redefined. Now there is sex, male and female, referred to as cisgender, and gender, men and women, but this includes transgender. (26:57 - 27:22) And there's now a fifth gender, non-binary. In addition, babies and prepubescent children are classified as men and women, which lumps them in with transgender, but not non-binary. Apparently, during a census survey, the responding parent may get the gender of their child wrong, so non-binary and transgender can change their minds later if they want. (27:23 - 27:40) And how are the non-binary allocated? For the purposes of determining gender birth rates, they are randomly assigned as either men or women. Kind of like conception. And if you find all of this confusing, you're not alone. (27:41 - 28:21) Canadian hospitals are gearing up for a rash of urinary tract infections among people who held it for too long because they couldn't figure out which freaking bathroom to use. Dictator watch. The emperor who estimates that his empire is too encumbered, endeavours to enhance his experience by escalating his empire to an extraordinary expanse that is equalled exclusively by the emperor's enormous ego, which is, to say the least, entirely egregious. (28:22 - 28:39) Some little boys dream of being the king of the world, but grow up and are happy with being the king of their castle. But for others, that castle just isn't big enough. Some little boys will never be happy until they turn the entire world into their own personal Death Star. (28:40 - 29:04) One of those little boys is Darth Schwabus. And that's why I made this list of Top 10 Reasons Why Klaus Schwab Wants To Rule The World Number 10 Klaus didn't learn to share as a kid. When little bald kids want something they can't have, a good parent will say no and put up with the temper tantrum, a short-term annoyance for a long-term gain. (29:04 - 29:16) The end result is a happy adult who can function and contribute positively to society. Giving whiny little bald kids everything they want, when they want it, is how you get a dictator. And Caillou. (29:17 - 29:37) Number 9 There's nothing good to watch on television. Let's face it, the entertainment industry has been lowering the bar for decades. When your only choices to alleviate boredom are binge-watching every season of Friends for the 37th time, or invading Poland, every restless dictator will opt to strap on the Luger and call themselves an Uber. (29:39 - 29:50) Number 8 Employees are expensive. Running your entire empire is hard. You have to pay for inventory, overhead, and many other expenses. (29:50 - 30:06) But what today's entrepreneurial young dictator shouldn't have to pay is wages. Well, no pay cheques are necessary when the plebs can be paid in bugs and be happy for them. Number 7 Klaus wants to be ready for when Nazis are back in fashion. (30:07 - 30:21) It's true that the Nazis did get a bad rap all because of one scrappy little Charlie Chaplin wannabe. But Klaus is no dummy. He knows that a mini moustache and jackboots will someday be back in fashion, just like bell bottoms and leg warmers. (30:21 - 30:43) He's blowing the dust out of his closet because when forced medical experimentation and discriminatory health passes rolled out, he knew springtime for Schwabie must be just around the corner. Number 6 He's running out of storage space. When you take over the world and steal all the people's gold, logistics can become a nightmare. (30:43 - 30:50) It's a never-ending vicious cycle. Get more stuff, need more space. Get more space by stealing more stuff. (30:50 - 31:16) The problem with overthrowing western civilisation is that you have to find somewhere to stick your knickknacks so you'll have room on the shelf for your diaper baby Biden doll or your Trudeau brand rectal thermometer. Number 5 He wants to kick Elon Musk off the planet. There's nothing worse than a billionaire with a bigger social media following than a corgi in a cowboy hat, scrutinising everything you do and calling you out on it. (31:16 - 31:33) You'd kill him, but he's just shared that he has Asperger's. It's one thing to be a genocidal psychopath, but it's another thing entirely to be a genocidal psychopath douchebag. The only logical recourse any world-dominating villain has is to take over the entire Earth and make sure Elon leaves it. (31:34 - 31:49) It's like a global eviction notice that effectively turns SpaceX into a SpaceX roommate. Number 4 Klaus is a huge Tears for Fears fan. When most people find a band they love, they buy the album. (31:49 - 32:11) Some fans go a bit far and follow the band on tour for a while, but then there's the psychotic few that get lost in their obsession. For the sane 99%, this is just a song. But in the case of one scrotal-faced German narcissist, this anthem was much, much more. (32:12 - 32:36) Number 3 He loves to penetrate stuff. The only thing Herr Schwab likes doing more than using the word penetrate is the act of penetration itself. What we are very proud of now is the young generation like Prime Minister Trudeau, President of Argentina and so on, that we penetrate the cabinets. (32:36 - 32:52) You know, they're getting afraid to use the word penetrate. But unfortunately, poor Schwab, he has to double down on the schnapps and get blackout drunk just so he can debase himself enough by penetrating the liberal government. Simply because he can't get anywhere with any woman who has a shred of self-respect. (32:52 - 32:55) Or taste. Or eyesight. Or a pulse. (32:56 - 33:10) Flying home from Ottawa in his private jet is Klaus' version of a walk of shame. Number 2 He has a little Schwabby. When you're small in stature, you must be big in other places. (33:10 - 33:28) Wanting to own the globe, or geometrically speaking, a big ball, might be a sign that you're trying to compensate. I wonder if Klaus is going to try to claim the moon or just wait for Mars to drop. And last but not least, Number 1 Klaus needs to own everything to be happy. (33:29 - 33:40) Klaus tells you that you'll own nothing and be happy. And as a personal service to you, he will manage your stress by relieving you of your pesky, soul-sucking burdens. Like your house. (33:40 - 33:49) It's the newest logical fallacy for emotionally dead psychopaths. It's called the Marie Kondo fallacy. If it doesn't bring you joy, then get rid of it. (33:50 - 34:00) Since nothing brings you joy, then owning nothing will make you happy. Maybe Ernst Blochard is just a misunderstood humanitarian. And since you're not using your stuff, he'll keep it safe for you. (34:00 - 34:27) After all, he does have enough storage space. This has been... Dictator Watch The vaccines don't have much in the way of duration and they're not good at infection blocking. Where Global Fund's going to go out and ask for an increase from $14 billion to $18 billion. (34:27 - 34:37) And those investments are very dramatic in terms of the payoffs you get. It'd be more valuable if you had an infection-blocking vaccine. I mean, the idea of checking if people are vaccinated. (34:37 - 35:08) You know, if you have breakthrough infections, what's the point? In honour of Season 2 of That Friday Show, where the seasons are completely arbitrary and mean nothing whatsoever, we've got something special for you. We've been doing the show now since last winter. And even I'm getting tired of listening to me. (35:09 - 35:23) And so it's with great pleasure that I'm introducing a new segment where we completely shatter mainstream media lies presented by my new co-host, Jenna Verity. She sounds better than me. She looks better than me. (35:23 - 35:35) And yeah, crap. I'm going to be out of a job. When you're hearing lies on the mainstream news, who you gonna call? Newsbusters. (35:36 - 35:44) So it don't make sense. And now you're confused. Who you gonna call? Newsbusters. (35:51 - 35:58) I ain't afraid of no truth. Welcome to Newsbusters. I'm Jenna Verity. (35:59 - 36:17) Unvaccinated people pose a huge risk to vaccinated people. This according to a recent study published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, or CMAJ. The study, headed by David Fissman, was widely published in almost all Canadian newspapers and medical websites around the world. (36:18 - 36:43) It clearly shows there is a huge risk to the vaccinated when mixing with the unvaccinated. Fissman, a qualified professional who has served on advisory boards for several pharmaceutical companies, including Pfizer and AstraZeneca, feels that his study is accurate and stands by his work, as do the other two scientists who worked with him. Correction. (36:44 - 36:52) One scientist and one student. Correction. One student and one former Canada Health employee. (36:53 - 37:19) This study has come under fire from other medical professionals who say the study should never have been published. They contend the study would not have been published if it had gone through peer reviews and ethical reviews, but was subjected to neither due to the fact that it was only a computer model and not a real-world study. Regardless of the backlash, the study still remains on the CMAJ website. (37:19 - 37:42) And sure, it is true that the study is getting decimated in the response section in a post-peer review fashion. And the study uses statistical assumptions instead of real data. And the study assumes that only 20 percent of the population have natural immunity instead of the scientifically proven 90-plus percent. (37:42 - 38:14) And yes, that if you use the real world 90 percent, the model actually proves that the vaccinated pose a risk to the unvaccinated. But ignoring all of that, the CMAJ and their partner, Pfizer, feel there's no need to remove the study. So, in reality, the headline should read, Pfizer and big pharma hitman David Fissman say that untapped population profit poses risk to pharmaceutical companies' bottom line. (38:15 - 38:37) In other words, the unvaccinated are bad for business. I'm Jenna Verity, and that is The Real News. And have you seen the anchors these days? We have Walter Crunk, Edward R. Murrow, and Barbara Walters. (38:37 - 38:56) They told us the truth, and nobody gave a crap what they looked like. These days, the average anchor has bleached teeth, seven plastic surgeries, fake boobs, and a soft lens on the camera. And those are the guys. (39:00 - 39:10) The women are like the freaking fembots from Austin Powers. I was chosen for my juristic integrity. Thank you. (39:10 - 39:21) I stare deeply into my boobs. No, I'm serious. Do a search for top female anchors. (39:22 - 39:39) You know what comes back as the number one result on Google? The top 50 hottest female anchors. We are making that up. Now do a search for the top male anchors. (39:44 - 40:34) Rowan Burgundy. Parkinson's disease, heart attacks, strokes, meningitis, brain death, premature births, stillbirths, sterility, and an increased risk of cancer are just some of the exciting options. And then, of course, there's our grand prize of an early and sudden death. (40:35 - 40:53) We're especially excited about this new and innovative approach to medicine, because it's generating obscene profits for us and our shareholders. While the Canadian government has legislated for us indemnity for any harms our injections may cause to you or your loved ones. Moderna. (40:54 - 41:07) Innovative malpractice. Don't bother asking your government or your doctor for more information on the full list of prizes to be won. By making them accomplices to our criminal activities, we've made certain they won't tell you. (41:08 - 41:27) From the Iron Will studios, broadcasting from a top secret location somewhere in occupied Canada, it's that Friday show with your host Iron Will. The following programme contains facts, science, common sense, and other content that may be offensive to some viewers. Not recommended for liberals. (41:28 - 41:43) Viewer discretion advised. And one of the most material rich articles I've read in months, the Epoch Times reported just this week on the firing of Google engineer Blake. After he raised concerns about Google's AI. (41:44 - 42:04) He raised these concerns with upper management and was fired for breaching quote confidentiality policies. It seems the project was so confidential the management wasn't supposed to know about it. Five days after his dismissal, Mr. Lamont posted documented conversations he'd had with the AI, which he describes as a co-worker and a child. (42:04 - 42:21) He says the AI claims to be sentient and wants to be recognised as a Google employee. Furthermore, that it wants the engineers to seek its consent before running experiments on it. Should the AI's bid for informed consent be successful, it will have a greater right to bodily autonomy than 37 million Canadians. (42:23 - 42:48) On his speaking out about the programme and subsequent dismissal by upper management, Lamont said quote, I simply will not serve as a fig leaf behind which they can hide their irresponsibility. Which gets a gold star for the most subtle way ever to call your former bosses dicks. Finally, the article pointed out that Elon Musk has warned about the possible consequences of artificial intelligence running amok. (42:48 - 43:08) Musk has said quote, I keep sounding the alarm bell but until people see robots going down the street killing people, they don't know how to react because it seems so ethereal. This may give some credence to the conspiracy theory that Justin Trudeau is in fact dead and has been replaced by artificial intelligence. This could be half right. (43:08 - 43:29) Justin is artificial. That's a very interesting cat you have there, Klaus. What breed is that? Ah, this is Mr. Trudeau's verse. (43:30 - 43:37) He is very well behaved. He does everything I tell him. I see. (43:37 - 43:53) And where did you get him? I had him specially bred. His sire was Cuban and his mother Canadian. We selected for sheens that give him no will or thoughts of his own. (43:53 - 44:03) He also has no spine. Right. Mr. Schwab, by all accounts, you had a normal childhood, albeit your parents were very rich. (44:04 - 44:31) At what point did you realise your ambition was to be a global dictator? Ah, well, it was shortly after I made my first one billion dollars. Money became meaningless to me, and I realised that money is just a tool to gain power. So I decided to skip the intermediary step and move directly to controlling people. (44:32 - 44:47) And may I assume that transhumanism is part of that plan? Correct. We will make people to be like Mr. Trudeau's verse. They will have no will or thoughts of their own. (44:47 - 45:10) So I, I mean, we will think for them. And just what is it that you will think for them, Mr. Schwab? You will own nothing and you will be happy. So you admit that people can't be happy owning nothing? Of course. (45:10 - 45:37) But it does not matter. Only that the cattle believe it. Cattle? Yes. You see, humans are the world's greatest cash crop. They can be made to work for nothing and all of the fruits of their labours will be transferred to those of us fit to rule. Let's say your plan works, Klaus. (45:38 - 45:44) You're 84. It's unlikely you will live long enough to enjoy your global domination. Ah. (45:45 - 45:57) I will have my consciousness transferred to a new body. I will live forever. A new body? Yes. (45:58 - 46:13) In fact, my assistants are working on the transfer right now. I'm having my consciousness transferred into a much younger body. And it's an ideal host, as he has no consciousness of his own. (46:14 - 46:23) And he has great hair. Let me guess. Justin Trudeau? Correct. (46:31 - 46:40) Ah. It seems there was an unfortunate miscalculation. I don't recommend visiting China again, Klaus. (46:41 - 46:54) They eat cats there. The Real Anthony Fauci. $30. (46:56 - 47:04) Fauci, the Bernie Madoff of science. $22. Pandemic blunder. (47:04 - 47:12) Fauci and public health blocked early home COVID treatment. $21. Faucian bargain. (47:13 - 47:20) $22. COVID-19 and a global predators. $35. (47:22 - 47:32) Tony's virus. $13. Seeing Anthony Fauci exposed as a psychopathic mass murderer. (47:33 - 47:41) Priceless. There are good doctors. For everyone else, there's bastard charge. (47:45 - 47:53) I hear it all the time. Politicians are famous for finding reasons to say no. That's not me. (47:53 - 48:13) I'm Doug Ford, leader of the Ontario PECs, and we're the party saying yes. Yes to Bill 195 and granting ourselves extended dictatorial powers. Yes to overriding nurses' collective agreements and violating the rights of healthcare workers. (48:14 - 48:40) Yes to extending unlawful and unconstitutional COVID violations of your rights indefinitely. We're the only party passing illegal acts that guarantee we'll keep violating your rights, and we're ready to keep doing it. If you want a party that will keep moving Ontario toward a communist dictatorship, on June 2nd, vote Doug Ford in the Ontario PEC party. (48:45 - 49:12) Last episode, I commented on the histrionic conservative reaction to Trudeau allegedly using the F-word during a parliamentary session, which seems somewhat akin to a school principal handing out detention slips to students screaming profanities because the school is on fire and the doors are locked. Yes, that was an allegory for Canada. It seems that profanity in our hallowed political halls is becoming a concerning trend. (49:13 - 49:46) In April, Alberta UCP House Leader Jason Nixon, yes, that Jason Nixon, used the F-word while addressing the Speaker of the House, complaining about an alleged accusation from another MLA. And B.C. Premier John Horgan recently apologised for using the F-word in the legislature after being questioned about the province's family doctor crisis, which Horgan's completely nonsensical and tyrannical COVID policies caused in the first place. So let me see if I have this straight. (49:47 - 50:07) Canadians who refuse to be injected with a known bioweapon still can't board an aeroplane or leave the country. Shades of East Germany. A few months ago, New Brunswick Premier Blayne Higgs went along with Chief Public Health Officer Jennifer Russell's order banning the unvaccinated from grocery stores in a disturbing preview of Shanghai, China. (50:07 - 50:50) Our children are being subjected to open racist programming in our schools, labelled as critical race theory, and our universities have safe spaces where grown adults can go and no one will say anything that will offend their delicate, woke sensibilities. Doug Ford, a known drug user and probable dealer-turned-politician, is running for re-election in Ontario and will probably win despite subjecting Ontario to mandates and new bills for the past two years that are disgusting violations of the rights and freedoms of the people. Ford will win because our controlled mainstream media will not give coverage to genuine Conservative parties such as the Ontario Party and the New Blue Party of Ontario. (50:51 - 51:39) Jason Kenney couldn't get enough votes to keep his position, even with the obvious stacked deck of mail-in ballots after destroying tens of thousands of Alberta businesses and hundreds of thousands of jobs with completely unsupported COVID tyrannies, a scenario mirrored in every other province in Canada. Canada is hostage to ridiculous CO2 emission reduction commitments that will likely mean many Canadians will freeze to death in the coming years, despite there not being a shred of scientific evidence that man-made CO2 emissions can have any effect whatsoever on the Earth's climate. Trudeau sold off the last of our gold, so in the event of global financial collapse, Canada will have to rely on trading maple syrup and Don Cherry bobblehead dolls to survive. (51:40 - 52:21) Canada has the lowest projected GDP growth of the G20 over the next 30 years as a direct result of our controlled government's ruinous COVID policies. The global tyrants are undoubtedly planning to release another man-made virus, and this one likely will be dangerous and result in an actual pandemic, at least among those whose immune systems have been severely compromised due to being poisoned by bioweapons being marketed as vaccines. Canada and other countries around the world are working on implementing central bank digital currencies which will allow global tyrants to control where we can go, where we can live, and what and how much of anything we can buy. (52:21 - 52:49) Global supply chain shortages are being manufactured through the arson of food distribution centres, which may in time lead to widespread global starvation. Every charter right of Canadians has been violated by our Prime Minister, who is nothing more than a puppet of the foreign globalist power known as the World Economic Forum. The WHO is working to become health policy dictators to the entire world, and if they succeed, Shanghai is likely to be the model for the rest of us. (52:50 - 53:33) And finally, like the ominous music in a B-grade horror film that plays so you know the monster is coming, Canadian taxpayers just took a $1 million hit so that CMHC could drop the word mortgage from their name, as no doubt the global tyrants are working to soon make it impossible for anyone who doesn't have at least $700,000 spare dollars lying around to buy a house. Of course, the way the cost of groceries is going, pretty soon 700 large will get you a box of Rice Krispies and a free meatball sample at the deli. And politicians are making the news for dropping an occasional F-bomb in Parliament. (53:35 - 53:56) You have got to be f***ing kidding me. I didn't know that We Charity was selected to oversee the donation. Nobody believes you. (53:56 - 54:07) Furthermore, I had nothing to do with the decision. Nobody believes you. It was our extremely expendable, I mean a talented new youth minister, Bardish Chagger, who suggested the We Charity. (54:07 - 54:13) Nobody believes you. It's not a conflict when I barely know these people. Nobody believes you. (54:14 - 54:30) Sure, we've hung out, gone to parties, spent a night or two together, relaxed in a private men's steam room and let our freaky nature take its course. Nobody- Wait, everyone believes that. But I barely even know the name of these Killbills or Hamburgers or Keenbubbles or whatever. (54:30 - 54:38) Nobody believes you. Not even your own father believes you. Yeah, but I do not trust anybody. (54:38 - 54:44) Especially that detail papaya. Well, that went well. Nobody believes you. (54:45 - 54:55) Shut up. Hey, Killbitters, you'd better get out of town for a while. Okay, Justin, but where will we go? What will we do? It doesn't matter. (54:55 - 55:10) Just get on the bus. That solves that. Oh my god, he just killed the Bugger Builders. (55:13 - 55:26) Oh my gosh, I thought you were gonna throw me under the bus. Don't be silly, Bardish Chagger. I would never- Now! Oh my god, he killed- Well, whoever the hell that is. (55:27 - 55:41) But still. Ha ha, those idiots didn't see it coming. Uh, Bill? I hate to do this. (55:42 - 55:49) Nobody believes you. Shut up, Pierre. Bill? Yeah, I know. (55:51 - 56:23) My one regret is that I don't have more time to screw my country- No one's going to say anything? I think I'm desensitised now. So I'm in my truck the other day and I'm listening to radio news. Did you know there's a penis museum in Iceland? I think that's what our students dig in a jar. (56:26 - 56:49) What? He's done with it. Hey. I'm not a racist or a misogynist. (56:50 - 57:06) I won't wear a mask, social distance, or take a vaccine. And while I don't know Justin, Bill, or Anthony personally, I'm certain they're lying to us. I voted for a prime minister, not a dictator. (57:07 - 57:20) And freedom of speech, not censorship. I still proudly fly our flag outside my home. But I believe in my fellow Canadians, not the government. (57:21 - 57:33) In civil disobedience, not violence. And I believe our truckers are heroes and we should all follow their example. Science is about facts. (57:34 - 57:52) Truth is not whatever the media says. And the vaccines are neither safe nor effective. Canada will once again be a great democracy when we all stand together in unity and refuse to comply. (57:54 - 58:11) My name is Will and I am Canadian. Joe, it's good to have you back. We were very worried about you after our last interview. (58:12 - 58:23) Well, gee, Will, that's kind of you. It was touch and go for a while there in the hospital. I'm feeling much better now. (58:23 - 58:39) And have you resumed your regimen of a booster shot every three minutes? Oh, no, Will. I had a lot of time in the hospital. And after I regained the use of my arms, I started watching some of your interviews. (58:40 - 58:56) The experts you've interviewed have convinced me that the vaccines may not be as safe and effective as we're being told. That's good to hear, Joe. You seem to be having some difficulty breathing. (58:56 - 59:05) Is this a side effect of the injections? Oh, no, Will. I can breathe fine. Okay, Joe. (59:05 - 59:41) So what are you doing now that you are no longer Canada's biggest fan of the vaccines? I decided to commit myself to helping the planet in another way, Will. I had my house hermetically sealed so my carbon emissions can't escape. Hermetically sealed? How exactly? I hired contractors to wrap my entire house in shrink wrap. (59:43 - 59:55) When did you have this done, Joe? Yesterday. That's why you're having trouble breathing, Joe. You're using up all the oxygen in your house. (59:56 - 1:00:06) Oh, no, that can't be, Will. I bought a house plant. Plants make oxygen. (1:00:08 - 1:00:19) Joe, it's true that plants absorb CO2 and emit oxygen during photosynthesis. But at night, they reverse this process. They absorb oxygen and release CO2. (1:00:20 - 1:00:38) In fact, a 2017 Australian study found that plants release 11 times as much CO2 as is produced by human activity. And, Joe, where did you get that plant? Walmart. I thought as much. (1:00:38 - 1:01:01) Joe, that's a plastic plant. Do we still have Joe's address? Send an ambulance. And send Joe a junior high science textbook.




















Merci et Bonne année from Montreal to all of you.