(0:00 - 0:07) Oh, hi Canada! It's me, Reggie! I was away for a while. Oh, okay, a couple years. I was at college.   (0:08 - 0:23) When I left, this goober was in charge, and when I got back, you'd replace him with this goober. There's an election coming, and the polls say that goober's going to win. For those of you who think Carny will fix what Trudeau broke, I prepared a little presentation for you.   (0:26 - 2:24) Roll clip! They're the same guy, Canada. The same guy. The same party.   The same politics. The same creepy relationship with Dr. Evil. I mean, look at them.   Trudeau's the drama teacher who flunked the audition, and Carny's the banker who thinks your savings account is his personal piggy bank for net zero numbskullery. Letting Carny take over is like giving your keys to the twin brother of the guy who drove your car off a cliff. You know what's going to happen? The same thing.   Only it'll be worse. Justin was a youthful ant. Carny's a globalist enough to screw us over.   Trudeau spent eight years turning Canada into a woke daycare. Carny's here to sell the crib to the World Economic Forum and pocket the change. Don't fall for it, Canada.   You think Carny's going to save the economy? The guy spent more time jutting to Davos than you spent driving to work. He'll tax your Tim Hortons cup to fund another solar panel that doesn't work in a snow storm. You guys made us beavers, your national animal.   That means we have a stake in what happens here. Letting Trudeau spire the country into the ground was bad enough. Trudeau turned the maple leaf into a participation ribbon, and now Carny's ready to trade it for a U.N. flag and a side of carbon credits.   Elect Carny and you'll be eating bugs and powering your house on a nine-volt rechargeable battery. And don't get me started on the housing crisis. Carny will just tell you to rent your shed to a family of 12 while he's sipping lattes in a Toronto penthouse.   (2:25 - 2:38) Vote for him and your grandkids will be saying sorry in Mandarin while saluting a wind turbine on April 28th. Vote for anyone but Carny. Don't screw this up, Canada.   We're watching you.