I realise many readers may have missed the fact as they were too busy being forced to celebrate Ramadan by Sadiq Khan, but March 20th, the Islamic holy day of Eid, was also another important non-white holy day elsewhere in the British Commonwealth, too. Over in Canada there now exists a new homosexual holiday of very recent provenance called “Two-Spirit Celebration and Awareness Day“. If that sounds uncomfortably like a formal celebration of state-sanctioned schizophrenia, then you’re right – the whole confection is basically a ‘Native Tranny Deification Day’. If you don’t believe such a thing could possibly ever exist, then feast your eyes on this official proclamation from the Province of British Columbia, made in the explicit name of King Charles III, in an open spirit of “healing and decolonisation”.

‘Two-Spirit’ is just a fancy label for Native Canadian Indian transsexuals, also known as ‘Indigiqueers’, or ‘Indigenous Queers’; white settler homosexualists are presumably known as ‘Coloniqueers’. Likewise, the Spring Equinox appears now to be the Spring Equeernox over there (and also in Wales). The slightly shifting date of Two-Spirit Day was chosen to coincide with the slightly shifting date of the Equeernox each year, as this is the gay day on the solar calendar when daylight hours are roughly equal with night-time hours, making the whole 24 hours metaphorically transgender, half male, half female, the sun usually being thought masculine and the moon feminine in world mythology.