The booing of opposition players during a live football game should not be a matter of much remark – except when such booing is deemed to be ‘Islamophobic’ and ‘racist’ in its nature. This week, we have reached Eid, the final day of Ramadan, the Muslim month of not eating your dinner, when the imported faithful all across Europe refuse to so much as take a sip of water during daylight hours. Resisting the temptation to sneakily lick a Creme Egg can be difficult, so DEI-compliant multinational corporations have been helpfully stepping up to try and put everybody off their food whether they like it or not. In Germany, branches of McDonald’s have begun removing all visible images of meals from their external electronic advertising boards between dawn and dusk, replacing them with hollow empty cartons; if they’d really wanted to encourage self-starvation, they would have left the burger photos up.

Over here in England, the Premier League decided to get in on the act by removing all visible images of sport taking place from its live television coverage instead, with the evening game between Leeds United and Manchester City on February 28th being temporarily halted in the 13th minute, this being the moment at which the sun had finally set, thereby allowing all the Muslim players to run over to the touchline for water-bottles and hummus-flavoured energy-bars. At this point, the home fans began loudly booing and chanting “What the fucking hell was that?”, a question to which the unspoken answer was “Your intended future”. The giant electronic screen in the stadium sprang into action as soon as the pre-planned pause took place, educationally informing scarf-waving dhimmis that play had been halted to allow players to break their fast, as that night’s match took place during “the holy period of Ramadan”.